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Joke of the Day
"What insulator has the greatest electrical resistance? your mohm"
Next Joke
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"""There's no I in TEAM,"" he yells. ""There's no COACH in LOCKER ROOM,"" I respond. He leaves in stunned silence, and is never seen again."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"
"Hard to take women with false eyelashes seriously. It's like watching two tarantulas scream for attention."
"Two words:"
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."
"ISIS and I have something in common... We both get head through the use of violence and terror..."
"Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."