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Joke of the Day

"[at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait."

"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."

"What does the letter K have in common with my cousins They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together"

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""

"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."

"How did the king die? He had a bad heir day"

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."

"my mom's house is like the one in Home Alone except all the booby traps are emotional"

"Urban Outfitters is just Spencer Gifts in a fedora."

"A skeleton walks in to a bar... The bartender says, ""What'll it be, mister?"" The skeleton says, ""A beer and a mop, please!"""