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Joke of the Day
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."
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"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."
"""YOU'RE FAT."" - my belt"
"why netflix and chill? Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery."
"Enough with the fist bumping. I never understand what is happening. This time I held my hands open because I thought he was giving me M&Ms"
"Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic."
"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."
"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."
"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing"