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Joke of the Day

"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."

"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"hehe everyone thinks I'm reading something on my phone but really I'm trapped in the prison of my own mind"

"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."

"If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me."

"The biggest lie in advertising is someone taking a bite of a hard shell taco & it not immediately exploding in their hands."

"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."

"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."