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Joke of the Day

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."

"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."

"""Were you in Paris on your vacation?"" ""I don't know my wife got the tickets."""

"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."

"Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!"

"What's the best part of a race riot All of the free sports jerseys"

"when you take a bunch of videos at a concert but you can hear your singing in the background"

"What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while? ""Statue bro?"""

"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."