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Joke of the Day

"At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby. They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error."

"Hitting on girls at the bar is like payday I never get the number I asked for."

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"

"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."

"ducks love bread but aparently bread is bad for ducks, so dont feed ducks bread, but love ducks even more bc theyre self-destructive like us"

"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"

"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"Don't be sad, laundry. nobody's doing me either"