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Joke of the Day
"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."
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"If time is money are ATM's time machines?"
"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there."
"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."
"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."
"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."
"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."
"""Read 'em and weep"" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII."
"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."
"Why pink camo? Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol?"