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Joke of the Day

"If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?"

"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."

"What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies."

"What do the Superbowl and the OJ Simpson Saga have in common? They both feature a slow, old, white bronco."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."

"will you marry me? no, marry Christmas!"

"The versatile gay actor wanted to be cast in both ""A Christmas Carol"" and ""A Midsummer Nights Dream"" So he could be both a Bottom and a Topper."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off"

"I recently traced my family tree... It was easier, I'm rubbish at drawing."

"I update my Facebook picture to a jail mugshot over the holidays so my family will go visit someone else."