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Joke of the Day

"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"

"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."

"Rihanna knows that diamonds are buried in volcanic rocks and those beautiful things in the sky are just hot balls of gas, right?"

"Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They pass a playground where a little boys playing. The Priest says to the Rabbi, ""Hey you want to screw that kid?"" The Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"Have you heard about the new IPhone 6? I guess it's got people all bent out of shape."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"I love dating umpires. I always feel safe."

"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."

"Did you hear who Deez Nuts is picking as a running mate? Shaft."