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Joke of the Day
"I like my logic like I like my logic... Circular."
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"I can walk on water ... but I tend to stagger on beer."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"
"Nothing makes you like a fat pig more than answering the waitress with hand signals while stuff yur face. ""so how is everything?"""
"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."
"Young people of today will never know the joy of having a cassette stuck in the car stereo & listening to the same 12 songs for 20 years."
"Just burned 2000 calories while in bed. That's the last time I take a nap while the brownies are in the oven."
"That fart voided the warranty on our couch."
"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""
"Blah blah blah employee handbook, just get to the point where you say if you're gonna drug test me or not"