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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
Next Joke
"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."
"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"
"[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]"
"No matter if you are a man or a woman Taking off a bra is usually a pretty awesome event."
"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."
"once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other.. and this is how online scams get your attention"