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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe it, but Google insists I am the first monkey at a typewriter to bang out the phrase, ""So thirsty I could blow a horse."""

"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"

"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"Did you hear about angle 57.29 He's rad"

"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."

"A man walks into a bar So a man walked into the bar carrying a roll of Tarmac. He orders one pint and one for the road."

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"Could yield signs be any more Canadian? ""You might have to stop. I'm not sure. You decide. Do you like me? I'm on a street!"""

"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."