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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
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"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
"If I had $1 for every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me."
"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""
"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."
"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."
"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."