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Joke of the Day

"If I had $1 for every time somebody called me a racist... black people would rob me."

"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."

"People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them."

"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In his poo tin"

"Decades of video games have left me unjustifiably overconfident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."

"One time a friend said that he ""ain't never had no nothing"". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative."

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion? [](/dumbfabric)""You don't have the *Gaul* to do it!"""

"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"