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Joke of the Day

"It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road."

"i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle"

"My drug dealer cracks me up."

"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."

"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"

"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"

"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"

"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."

"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"

"If Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorius have taught us anything, it's don't trust athletes with missing body parts"