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Joke of the Day

"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"

"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"

"The first judge ever was like ""When I'm done talking I'll pound my desk with a hammer"" and we were all ""Ok that's not insane"""

"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie."

"Just tell me which one is wrong! The user ID or the password???"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"

"I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night... It was the best dam movie I've ever seen."

"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."