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"How do little german children tie their shoes? In little nazis!"
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"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"My girlfriend said she would leave me if I did't stop singing The Monkee's. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer."
"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."
"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"""This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001 of the population will keep it in demand."" - Inventor of licorice"
"Did you ever notice that black people... ...are the same as white people. - Joe Machi"
"I'm writing a theatrical work on puns It's a play on words."
"What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection? An English muffin"