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Joke of the Day

"A bird flew in my bathroom window when I was peeing.. We stared at each other's peckers."

"What do you call a Korean with special needs? Special K"

"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"

"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."

"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."

"Just watched Die Hard 2. People in 1990 sure knew how to shrug off a plane crash."

"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."

"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."

"What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists? ISISISS"