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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists? ISISISS"

"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"

"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."

"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"Me: Time travel Interviewer: what's your biggest stren- holy shit"

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""

"Want to hear a funny joke? Hold on, I'm just gonna hit snooze once then tell it."

"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene."