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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists? ISISISS"
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"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"
"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."
"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."
"Which of the following does not belong: a) Gordon Lightfoot b) Helen Reddy c) Donald Trump d) Celine Dion b) Helen Reddy is not associated with a sinking ship."
"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."