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Joke of the Day
"What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners"
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"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"
"I just saw a guy take a bite out of a kitkat without breaking it apart first. Listen sir, society has rules. Adhere to them please."
"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"Honey, I just won the lottery! -- Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack some suitcases! -- That's fantastic! Should I pack summer or winter clothing? -- I don't care, but I want you gone by tomorrow!"
"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"
"Why is PC the mustard race? Because consoles can't ketchup."
"What's the best thing to put into a pie Your teeth."