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Joke of the Day

"A hooker and a priest walk into a spaceship... It lasts for 1 season and a movie and everyone throws a fit when it won't come back."

"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"

"Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life."

"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""

"I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever."

"Twitter account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."

"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."

"What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven? She diabeetus!"

"Why don't black people dream ? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"An illegal immigrant and a pedophile got into a fight... It was the real life version of Alien vs Predator"