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Joke of the Day
"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."
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"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."
"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"
"A girl once broke up with me... A girl once broke up with me because I quoted Linkin Park too much. It was a great releationship, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"
"My phone autocorrected ""killed"" to ""kilt""... Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."
"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"
"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
"Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market? He invested before it was cool."