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Joke of the Day

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Come to the Dark Side... We have Girl Scouts! ... I mean, we have Brownies! ... Dang it, I mean, we have COOKIES"

"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor? He was Robin."

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"

"What's the difference between a girl and a grill? Grills are loyal enough to take your meat AND cook."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... A small child walks out of an arcade. The priest turns to the rabbi and says ""Let's fuck him!"" the rabbi turns and says ""Out of what?"""

"Ever notice Santa brings way nicer shit to rich kids than poor kids? Hey kids ,maybe it's time to do a little Christmas critical thinking."

"My son just said ""I'm sorry I can't be cute right now, I'm hungry"" and I've never understood him better."