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Joke of the Day

"Grinch? Scrooge? Why don't you just come out and say 'Jew'."

"The John Birch Society wants American schools to ban protractors. Because a protractor marks angles."

"What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed? An under cover cop."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"Cheetah is not the fastest animal on the earth. If a cheetah runs after you, You will run faster."

"A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on."

"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Cameron Cameroff"