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Joke of the Day
"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."
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"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."
"If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard... ...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?"
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"
"When talking to a girl, their boobs are like the sun... You can't look at them for very long unless you have sunglasses"
"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"
"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"
"""I'm glad you're so normal. It's refreshing."" ""That's me- totally normal!"" *waves off mariachi band waiting in the wings*"