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Joke of the Day

"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"

"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"

"What's a frog's favorite pass-time on the internet? (Sorry if this is a re-post.) Reeeedit *(Say/think it in a frog voice!)*"

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"Do you know how the store Menards got its name? A pirate was kicked in the nuts and he went, ""Arr! Me-nards!"""

"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."

"Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles"

"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"

"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"