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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes"

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"If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to fuck with people... like claim you ate a pinecone every single day."
"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
"What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA"
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"How does a deaf guy make a girl cum? By reading to her lips"
"I love the neocortex... It's always at the forefront of my mind"
"Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first After awhile one sperm says, ""Shouldn't we be there by now?"" The other sperm says, ""I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."""
"Why do you never see black people on cruises? They're not falling for that one again!!"