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Joke of the Day
"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Ye Old Lady. Ye Old Lady Who? Never knew you could yodle."
"Today is a 10/10 day guys 10/10/2015"
"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"
"How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens."
"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"
"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."
"Wow, bro you're genius. Yoo bro... I've cheated a taxi How ? I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away"
"Tried to hit on a girl whom I thought was married. A miss"
"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."