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Joke of the Day

"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"

"*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"

"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"

"Guy calls to HR: - Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company. - Ok. Send your CV, please. - You already have it at your desktop."

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"When I wake up every morning, things always go well. I'm like the optimistic amputee who always starts his day off on the right foot."

"Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!"

"Sometimes you wish you could just fast forward time just to see if in the end it's all worth it,.."

"My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished your face is full of short cuts."