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Joke of the Day
"I'm now starting to think CNN took the plane."
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"Reminds GOP that Obama's not a radical brown-skinned antiwar socialist giving away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus."
"Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All good kitchen appliances come in white. (Don't hurt me)"
"I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more."
"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"
"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer..it's ""art"" and ""music"". But when I do it...I'm ""wasted"", and ""have to leave Home Depot""."