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Joke of the Day
"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."
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"Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness."
"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"
"I'm too immature for adultery."
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"
"Saw a new movie the other day... It was about a guy who dreamt he was a condom. It was called Contra-ception."
"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."
"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!"