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Joke of the Day
"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."
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"If my girlfriend and I were stoners, I would propose by asking ... ...""Marriage, you wanna?"""
"What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !"
"The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies."
"Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot"
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."
"""I think we should-"" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter"
"Telling someone ""You are not alone"" can be either extremely comforting or absolutely creepy depending on the context."