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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."

"why do they call it an owl? because when you see it you turn your head 270 degrees and fly away"

"Her: YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT! Me: Well... at least I'm not all of the shit"

"Why are boxers never late to their fights? Because they have developed very good punch quality."

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it."

"For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic."

"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."

"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."

"""I don't need any love from any man. I only need to love and be loved by ONE man. He is the Son of God, JESUS!"".......just say u have been dumped."