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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."
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"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says ""some asshole has my pen"" edit: Original Joke by Jimmy Carr (thanks /u/gacres57)"
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"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""
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"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."