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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS It's called ""Hi Five"" in Roman Numerals (HIV)"

"Oreo A little white kid goes & stands in between 2 black kids and says : Look mommy, ""Oreo biscuit !!!"""

"God, the Atheists are coming! God: ""Tell them I'm not around!"""

"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""

"How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead"

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"

"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"

"Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party? To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."

"What did the sergeant say to the corporal? I need to see your privates."