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Joke of the Day

"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"

"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River..."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"Two mathematicians were chatting online... 1st mathematician: Gimme 5! 2nd mathematician: 120"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."

"I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage."

"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""

"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."

"Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!"