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Joke of the Day

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."

"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop"

"I once dated a homeless girl. splitting the bill wasn't always easy but at least after our date I could drop her off anywhere."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."

"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."