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Joke of the Day

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"Hype for the Major release of Star Wars vii. I hope it hasn't diminished in quality."

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."

"At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN."

"How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO"

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."

"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"

"What does my dad do for fun? Beats me \_()_/ "

"It sucks that bowtie pasta is the only edible formal wear my grocery store carries."

"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."