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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."

"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't stop quoting Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"

"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."

"Right before Abe Lincoln was shot Mary Todd Lincoln: See honey, I told you it wouldn't kill you to take me out sometime."

"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"

"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."