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Joke of the Day
"After 4 months, I lost 270 pounds Now she's my ex-wife"
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"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"
"Serial Killer What Do You call a man that breaks into a neighbor's house to stab Cereal boxes? A Cereal Killer!"
"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."
"The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)"
"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."
"Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone."
"My jewish co-worker told me this one What did the pedophile jew tell the kid? ""wanna buy candy?"""
"Single? Give your sexual partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."