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Joke of the Day
"What's the weather like in Iraq ? Sunni in the North Shiite in the South."
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"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"
"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."
"[Bar] HER: I want to have sex so badly ME: [trying to impress her] I am so bad at sex"
"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"
"I work 24/7 - which is about 3.42 hours."
"What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath? ...throw a load of dirty laundry in."
"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"