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Joke of the Day
"Instead of sending an ""e-card,"" why not swing by & fart in my mouth?"
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"The old waterlogged corpse gag How do you make a waterlogged corpse's dick float? Seltzer water, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, and a waterlogged corpse's dick."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume."
"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."
"No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343."
"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."
"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."
"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."