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Joke of the Day

"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"

"Sex with me is just like my childhood birthday parties No one ever comes and I cry when it's all over"

"Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper? Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )"

"chuck norris went on a hike up mount st helens on may 18 1980. then he had to take a dump..."

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever."

"Idea! Tiny headphones for pigeons who are self-conscious about their head bopping & want to make it look like they're listening to music."

"Who cares that Bush did 9/11? Its not that bad or particularly good. Its 82% that's a low ""B""."

"Well well well if it isn't the kangaroo whose pouch I'm in."

"Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class? Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens."