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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business."

"Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy"

"I'm so glad I'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. "

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"SO SPEAKETH THE OUIJA BOARD, ""N E W N U M B E R W H O I S T H I S"""

"*goes on Facebook AGAIN* *reads 100,000th idiotic post* *thinks other people are stupid*"