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Joke of the Day

"Well well well if it isn't the kangaroo whose pouch I'm in."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks. She told me not to interrupt her."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"

"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."

"Data Today, a CS professor asked us what data is. Apparently, even though technically correct, the plural form of datum was not the answer he had in mind..."

"The doctor gave me 1 month to live So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"How do five gay men walk? One direction"

"Having a dog around pretty much denies any opportunity to take advantage of the 5 second rule on a dropped chip"