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Joke of the Day
"How are parsley and pubic hair similar? You push them both aside and start eating."
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"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"
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"Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!"
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