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"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"
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"First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0"" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month."
"The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most. Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card."
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'll serve ya but don't start anything."""
"Did you read the story about the man who dropped nitroglycerin? It had quite the explosive conclusion."
"How can you tell if a road is sad? It has low shoulders."
"A man using the new Apple maps walks into a bar... ... or maybe a hotel. or possibly a church."
"Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a Christian man? One fucks an asshole, the other is a fuckin' asshole."