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"Facebook, where a bathroom shot of a duckface is considered hot'"
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"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker."
"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"
"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""
"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""
"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"
"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."