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Joke of the Day

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"

"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"

"Me I'm a joke"

"What do blacks and bikes have in common? They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit."

"Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*"

"A SO with an STD is like Play-Dough, They're fun to play with, not to eat."

"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."

"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"

"Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful? Because they were set in stone."