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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot. Zing pow!"
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"Great shoulder tattoo. I bet butterflies are really significant to you and have shaped you into the person you are today, right?"
"In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter."
"What do you call cake that isn't yours? Stollen"
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Why did the sailboat start exercising? It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!"
"Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park."
"Videogames ruined my life... ...but at least i have two more"
"How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb? Tell him the lightbulb is his mother."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"