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Joke of the Day
"I love using sign language It's a real hands-on experience."
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"What do you call Tinder for an amputee? Timber"
"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"Do you know what the difference is between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stones song? The Rolling Stones song says ""Hey you, get off of my cloud"". A Scotsman says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe""."
"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"
"Why are rapists terrible at academics? BECAUSE THEY THINK WITH THE WRONG HEAD!"
"What's the difference between an egg and a redditor? An egg gets laid"
"Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a pedophile? The pickpocket snatches watches. * * * * * The pedophile watches snatches"