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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."

"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."

"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."

"My Halloween costume this year: I'm gonna get drunk and make a space suit out of Bud Light boxes. When people ask who I'm supposed to be, I'll respond, ""I'm Buzzed Lightbeer!"""

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."

"Why do gametes often choose a life of prostitution? because sex cells."

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker."

"My wife asked me 'What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? And if you haven't figured it out by now you'll never figure it out will you.'"