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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all."

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"A little girl asked her father ""Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"" And he replied ""No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"""

"I'm super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape."